How to Be a Tourist.

It's literally, a map....of Tourist Attractions....in Paris.

I thought it was sort of clever.

anyway, How to be a Tourist:

• minimal effort on the journal, DO NOT write in the margins, use color, or make anything look cool, the blander the look, the better.
• ALWAYS turn your journal in late, preferably just after Nelson is done grading all the others.
• Talk in class, especially when Nelson is crying about a poem and how beautiful it is.
• Only write 1 blog post a week, and make sure it's really boring.
• Make sure you don't add any personality to your blog, no music, no quotes, and don't change the background, use the basic ones.
• Walk into class really late, and make as much noise as you can.
• When asked to read something, mumble the entire thing, make no attempt to talk clearly and expressively, Nelson will NEVER ask you to read anything again.
• NEVER comment on other people's blogs, you don't have to, it isn't like Nelson is making us.
• On indie day, don't dress up, you don't want to look stupid in front of everyone, also, make fun of the people who DID dress up, they probably look stupid anyway.
• When Nelson shows a video in class, catch some z's. 
• When doing fun things in class, roll your eyes, and pull out your phone, don't have fun, your better than that.

Follow these steps and you'll be Tourist'ing like a pro!

How to Properly Serve a Watermelon.

This isn't really my post on Instructions, we were just talking about the how to's of things, and I thought it was funny.

(Sorry if you're on the school's network, you might have to do the unthinkable and actually look at blogs at home!)

Failure Isn't So Bad

Hooray!

I'm a quitter, let's get used to the idea.

When things get hard, I quit, because it's probably harder than what it's worth. When things are easy, I quit, because if it's that easy, it's probably not worth doing. I quit when I'm happy, I quit when I'm sad.

I just quit a lot.

I quit trying to justify myself here.

I'm done with this post.

Dream Of The Impossible.

Only in my Dreams....

A Short and Simple Post.

He's never done that before.

I never seen him angry.

Maybe I pushed him a little too far.

Maybe I said more than I should have.

Maybe he wasn't happy.

He was just being a good husband.

I did go a little to far with mom.

It WAS my fault.

But Still,

I've never him like that before.

Thinking About Her Thinking About Me Thinking About Her.

>Totally not concerned about seeming un-manly.

I've been really struggling with this post, because there's just so much that I can say, that I don't want to, or that I just shouldn't say.

Basically, I think about her a lot, and I think about her thinking about me, and I think about her thinking about me thinking about her....and so on and so forth.

Basically, she's on my mind a lot, and I can't help that. She's my friend, but I think about her as more than a friend, but I also think about how weird that is.

I think about what she thinks about, I think about what she thinks about her hair, her eyes, her face. I think about her thinking about her face, does she feel beautiful?

I think about her thoughts and impressions on me, Do I come off as too weird? Am I too out there for her? Does she think of me as a friend, or something else?

You could say, that I think about her, but that is just scratching the surface.

1,000,000 Subscribers for Markiplier!

Markiplier just hit 1,000,000 subscribers this week, and I have to say, I'm so proud of him, and everything he's been able to accomplish. Maybe this doesn't matter to most of the people that read this, but this man is really my hero.

Markiplier isn't just someone I watch avidly, he's a role model. He really has inspired me to be myself, more than anything. It really struck me when he said that, "When I started this channel, I had one subscriber, and that was my best friend." and now he has one million, waiting everyday to see what he is up to. What really strikes me, is that, he said that he has struggled to remain who he is, but he has, whether he has 1 subscriber or 1,000,000 subscribers, he is the same person he always has been. A funny, charming, and easy to be around person.

Well, congratulations Markiplier. I'm really proud of you, buddy.