How to Be a Tourist.

It's literally, a map....of Tourist Attractions....in Paris.

I thought it was sort of clever.

anyway, How to be a Tourist:

• minimal effort on the journal, DO NOT write in the margins, use color, or make anything look cool, the blander the look, the better.
• ALWAYS turn your journal in late, preferably just after Nelson is done grading all the others.
• Talk in class, especially when Nelson is crying about a poem and how beautiful it is.
• Only write 1 blog post a week, and make sure it's really boring.
• Make sure you don't add any personality to your blog, no music, no quotes, and don't change the background, use the basic ones.
• Walk into class really late, and make as much noise as you can.
• When asked to read something, mumble the entire thing, make no attempt to talk clearly and expressively, Nelson will NEVER ask you to read anything again.
• NEVER comment on other people's blogs, you don't have to, it isn't like Nelson is making us.
• On indie day, don't dress up, you don't want to look stupid in front of everyone, also, make fun of the people who DID dress up, they probably look stupid anyway.
• When Nelson shows a video in class, catch some z's. 
• When doing fun things in class, roll your eyes, and pull out your phone, don't have fun, your better than that.

Follow these steps and you'll be Tourist'ing like a pro!